OH GOD, BILL

The absolute funniest porno ever, EVER uploaded to the internet. Bill lays back as what appears to be a wild warthog rides him screaming "OH GOD, BILL" and screaming like a waterbuffalo getting raped by 1300 pygmies. Guarenteed laughter.

I watched the "OH GOD, BILL" video last night. I laughed so hard that whipped cream came out of my ass.

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Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."

"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."

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dark lord bill

Bill Gates himself

d00d, i pirated xp and ripped off dark lord bill!

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buffalo bill

noun) To call attention to a saved seat. Only works before you get up, or before someone else takes your place.

me: DUDE, I CALLED BUFFALO BILL, YOU SHART.

gay retard: I didn't hear you.

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Bill O'Reily Defense

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

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bill cosby

slang term used to describe someone "out of this world."

beanhead.

head shaped like a cosby, bean bill.

"I like Bill Cosby"

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One-Eyed Bill

When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.

I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill