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verb.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
“I am totally about to box blast this beer”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
When some bust their nuts open full of cum on to someone’s face at full force
O dear he nuncha blasted my face
When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.
I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.
a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.
Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.
anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA
also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.
anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>
To expose to thot like behavior
Damn daniel you bout get thot-blasted wearin those white vans.
To arrange drinks with friends, get drunk in short amount of time and to not stay out that late. But have a great hang!
Last night I had a mini blast with Ashley and Justin! I was home by midnight and I’m not that hungover today!