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Work For Another Class

The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.

Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."

*John goes back to surfing Twitter*

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018


Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)

Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class

by fcb^ May 12, 2016


Class A Dickhead

We all know one...

That Connor Poynter is a Class A Dickhead.

by Patmcg121 May 28, 2021


Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.

Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.

by Jiffy Wilakurs May 23, 2018


Class of 2031

Current 10-11 year old year 6’s/5th graders born From September 2012- August 2013. They will graduate from university from 2033-2035. They will go into year 10/freshmen year in September 2027, year 11/ sophomore year in September 2028, Year 12/Junior year in September 2029, and Year 13/ senior year in September 2030. Last graduating class born in the early 2010’s and the 2nd to graduate in the 2030’s. They were 6-7 years old during Covid 19 when it first hit, and 7-8 year olds when it hit second. In September they will be going into middle/secondary school. (Technically, some primary schools in the Uk go until Year 8/7th Grade, but most of them will be.) they are currently all binge watching Nickelodeon and Disney channel sitcoms, The amazing world of gumball, Steven universe, or playing the Nintendo switch, Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, etc.

Class before 2028 person 1: lol grad class of 2031 are literally nonexistent babies.

Class of Person before 2028 person 2: agreed. I have a sibling in class of 2031 who binge watches Nickelodeon and Disney channel sitcoms for a living.
Class of before 2028 person 3: they are literally babies tryna grow up to fast. periodt

by Jigglypuff2763 April 20, 2024

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High Class Tart

A slang term for a prostitute who wears too much make-up, stilletto heals, very short skirts, and tight revealing tops, often in faux-animal print, and generally has too much flesh on display, thus revealing herself as 'sexually loose', making her self look like a high class tart that's ready to be passed around and eaten

Cuz: yo bro where were last night you left the club before it could get lit!
Bro Well cuz I seen this by the bar and she was so damn sexy I had to talk to her and brought her to my place, i couldn't help it, she was looking like a high class tart, i also got her number,
Cuz: understandable plus 10000 aura point for pulling it off

by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024


Bogan business class

Extra legroom economy class seating (E.g. emergency exit rows)

YEAH MATE, ME 'N THE MISSUS SPLURGED THE EXTRA FIFTY BUCKS FOR BOGAN BUSINESS CLASS ON OUR JETSTAR FLIGHTS TO BALI NEXT WEEK

by Zerogravitas June 9, 2024