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A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.
Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.
The transforming of a posterior into an ice cream Sunday through the use of ice cream, spray cream, sprinkles and, if you’re feeling a little adventurous, a well placed flake. Said ice cream can then be devoured with the gusto of a hungry Labrador.
Fancy an ice cream bumday tonight love
It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra
"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll
cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm
guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite
guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
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(The girl must have eaten corn for this) When banging a girl on her period then do anal until you cum and she shits on your dick, then have her suck it off.
She was on her period and had eaten corn yesterday so I gave her the cherry cream corndog for dinner!
the action of giving 7 news a news scoop
michael:hey 7 news i have a scoop
7 News Australia: Hi Michael, would you mind giving us the details?
michael: ice cream scoop
Chinese Cream Pie
I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
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