Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

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fuck all the women and drink all the beer

To take full advantage of a party.

I'm here to fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

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did you drink my mtn dew

One that you have let smell your breath

Did you drink my mtn dew lemme smell your breath

kind of water we're gonna have to drink.

This is the situation the way it really is
and we have to learn live with it, like it or not.
Source? You guessed it the big
to do about water pollution.

We've really messed up now and Dad will be pissed. I guess that's the kind of water we're gonna have to drink.

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to drink white wine from the furry cup

see felching

watch "Human Traffic"

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drink blood from the face of your cat

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.

If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!

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Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)

We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.

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