When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
Wow, my girlfriend hates me.
an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.
a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.
eg. starbound, stardew valley
dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game
be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world
“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.
Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.
On Oct 28 it’s national Kiss your girlfriend day
Hey bby “grabs girlfriend and kisses her” ily on kiss girlfriend day
everything a 10 year old who plays fortnite can ever dream for
Mom! Look! I got a Fortnite girlfriend!
7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!