Russian assembly line

The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.

He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies

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Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

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Russian Heart Attack

A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.

"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."

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Russian deer fuck

To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.

I Russian deer fucked on my hunting trip last night!

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Russian High-Five

A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.

John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"

Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"

John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"

Russian National Anthem

An anthem from the motherland

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!