Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
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Intelligent, sweet bad ass bitch. Slightly tempered, but always there for everyone she loves. Commonly associated with wolf.
Louw-Marie is a good friend, but will cut you if you fuck her over.
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She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.
That is all.
-"Do you know Mary Isabella?"
-"Who?"
-"Oh, nevermind. She ain't that important!"
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a school where they dont give a shit about your education and really just want to get you in trouble. they make tons of cash but still like to raise the price cuz they greedy little witches. most of the teachers there are on something and donβt even know how to teach but still tell our parents that we are failing class. most kids are faker then barbie but still claiming they are your realest friend. yall may think that since we go to a little catholic school that we are angels of God, but in reality you would of wished that you didnβt try us !
hey, no wonder why you wanna die you go to st marys.
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when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
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Whenever someone wears white socks with black shoes or black socks with white shoes.
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