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bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 09, 2016


Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019


st marys

a school where they dont give a shit about your education and really just want to get you in trouble. they make tons of cash but still like to raise the price cuz they greedy little witches. most of the teachers there are on something and don’t even know how to teach but still tell our parents that we are failing class. most kids are faker then barbie but still claiming they are your realest friend. yall may think that since we go to a little catholic school that we are angels of God, but in reality you would of wished that you didn’t try us !

hey, no wonder why you wanna die you go to st marys.

by yourlocaltroublemaker February 27, 2019


Mary Isabella

She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.

That is all.

-"Do you know Mary Isabella?"
-"Who?"
-"Oh, nevermind. She ain't that important!"

by WarmAndWet March 31, 2011


virgin mary

uncut cocaine

i have some virgin mary. nigga

by vagasilly February 18, 2009


hairy mary

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.

girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.

by coworker3 June 30, 2009


Mary Poppins

Whenever someone wears white socks with black shoes or black socks with white shoes.

"Aye what up Mary Poppins!"

by Dara Khani June 02, 2012