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This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.
"The Michael": "There is no jump button in Minecraft."
Everyone: "Michael Moment"
One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.
Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario
Timbits: Yeah he’s massive
Morrow: yeah
Morrow:
Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)
I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox
A Gromflomite assassin that purchased weapons from Rick Sanchez. Apparently got killed when Morty accidentally landed a spaceship on it.
“You have arrived at Krombopulos Michael, your destination is below”
When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
An Xbox bum who is actually quite gay and loves men like John barrowman
damn Your as gay as Michael overson
I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.
My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.
My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.
My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.
My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.
My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.
I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3