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When a man hangs his penis over someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.
For some reason, HR found it inappropriate for Jim to give Jessica a penis parrot in front of everyone. It was hilarious.
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noun (clownpenis, clown penised, clown penising, clown penises)
1. An act of failure. Not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. A person who's engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. It is notable that a clown penis does not generally know they are a clown penis.
3. An organization that has numerous clown penises. The term "clown peni" (rhymes with "in your eye") has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown penises. In one case it's the clown penises themselves and in the other it's the collective.
4. The actual penis of a clown (archaic). This is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.
verb
"pulling a clown penis" or just "clown penis"
"Your perpetual motion machine has failed again. This isn't the first time you've clown penised this". passed tense
adjective
That clown penis cop is on my tail again.
Those clown penis truthers are at it again.
informal
Specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.
Usage Note
In examples where there isn't sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. Reserve the word clown penis for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.
Person A: "Wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown penis".
Person B: "That behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it's survival rate overall you clown penis".
"The service at the restaurant is clown penis."
Oh know, that guys going to pull a clown penis. Hasn't he realized you can't walk on the freeway...
Origin
A children's ride designer shared a project with his wife she said "that looks like a penis you clown". Search for "clown penis" for various videos. When in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her "clown's penis" at times. The invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. Engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a penis ride. Quality assurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the penis likeness. He was killed in an accident. The company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. None of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a penis. This early production run was outsourced to a small village in China. They knew it was a penis all along. They didn't care they just said "haha clown penis! haha clown peanut!". The neighborhood association that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. When they rented it, there were some concerns but nobody was really sure. Eventually it was deployed on a summer day. Kids didn't know or care if it was a clown penis. They loved it. Parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
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A game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of England.
Similar to the play ground game, Tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their willys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are It, is to tag someone with your willy so that they are It.
Although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.
"Fucking hell! Rupert's a right posh twat isn't he. Have you heard the lisp on him?"
"Yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky penis with his hunting frends"
"Fucking hell mate Get out my personal space. This isn't a game of ticky penis. You twat"
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Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?
Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
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Josh has a Stenchel Penis today in school
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Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)
From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"
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