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When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it
*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.
I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.
when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling
me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!
"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"
"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything
Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.
An alcoholic of the lowest kind
Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!
scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk
Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving