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1. Two nickels or 10 cents.
2. You ain't worth a f*ck.
3, Something you have with a dime dick - a cheap bastard
You can always count on nickel nuts when the check comes to have to use the bathroom.
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A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
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In the sport of soccer, a Nut Trap occurs when you get a ball kicked to you. The ball is flying towards you and you think of either trapping it with your thigh or your chest. You misjudge the flight pattern of the ball and as it approaches you switch from either thigh trapping the ball or chest trapping the ball, to the opposite. As the ball is about to hit you, you realize that its going in the middle of those two areas and you know you're in trouble. The ball then hits the crotch area. Because you are both trying to trap it with your thigh/chest, you make a sort of C position and the nuts cradle it like when you catch an egg. This trap is actually, quite effective if you can withstand the pain.
Wow, that kid just took a nut trap, I wonder how he is feeling.
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A term of endearment for your wife who has a hysterectomy or her tubes tied. You are then able to deposit your semen as many times without fear of pregnancy or use of condoms.
I love my wife, she's my lil' nut bucket.
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sarcastic way to tell someone you'll pay them a compliment later
We'll rub nuts after you finish helping me move this furniture.
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1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.
1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!
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An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"
Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS
Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts
Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser
Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH
Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH
Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts
Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH
Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH
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