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Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas
"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."
To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"
"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey
Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table
a slice of bread with slices of turkey, french fries and melted cheese on top. Origin of the Food is Central Illinois (Stewardson, IL)
A-dude whats for lunch today?
B-turkey horse shoe!
A-sa-weet!
A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant
Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.
Synonym for "Get Some", get your turkey can be used by either sex to describe the fulfillment of sexual desires.
Lexi: "Oooh. Charles' party saturday night is going to be awesome. I hope Luhhron is gonna be there"
Madz: "Why? You like him?"
Lexi: "Yeah girl. But im nervous around him."
Madz: "Oooh Girl. Just Get Your Turkey!!"
Madz: "I like him so much but his crazy ex is always around."
Lexi: "dont be intimidated by her! That girl ain't the butcher! She cant keep you from getting your turkey!"