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When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*
Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas
"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."
To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"
"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
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Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey
Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table
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a slice of bread with slices of turkey, french fries and melted cheese on top. Origin of the Food is Central Illinois (Stewardson, IL)
A-dude whats for lunch today?
B-turkey horse shoe!
A-sa-weet!
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A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant
Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.
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