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While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.
I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank
The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.
Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.
Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!
Wanking to somebodies instagram profile picture.
"Have you seen Emily's profile picture"
"Yeh, might profile wank to it"
When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.
"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"
Wanks of Penkridge
When something is so rubbish and underwhelming that you instantly presume it came from Penkridge
That tofu wanks of Penkridge
These pills wank of Penkridge
I better get some sleep before my date. I don't want to wank of Penkridge
To masturbate over the proudness of oneself (rather than a sexual fantasy).
I'm so proud of myself for getting this promotion. I'm going to have a great pride wank tonight.
Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.
See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.