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When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.
A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.
When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
When a guy swirl poops in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the Egyptian proficies while he performs oral anus eating
He made me moan like a Egyptian genie while giving me the Egyptian toilet swirl
When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.
Public toilet wank (ptw)
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
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When getting a rusty trombone you shit in the perons mouth
Yesterday, I hit my whore girlfriend with a Idaho Toilet Bowl
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A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.
"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
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When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
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