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When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.
I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.
The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.
“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”
a fight in which two white ghetto trash kids get offended by the other
alright alusha, you wanna toss hands?
Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...
A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner
"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
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