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Orange-Handed

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.

I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.

by wolfiebean October 9, 2018


Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.

Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.

by Funny word October 19, 2020