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Faux Marijuana:
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
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D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
When you're giving a dude a hand job and punch his asshole right as he starts to cum.
I swiped right this dude, and after dinner, we went to his house and I gave him a Thunder the Snake.
The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!
When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.
Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
Thunder/Serena BAD GRANDSON/GRANDAUGHTER, THEY ABUSE AND MURDER ELDERLY PEOPLE (and steal peoples FATHERS)
hi
hi
whats ur name
my name is thunder/serena
EWWW UR THE ABUSER/MURDERER
It's when you chug a soda as fast as you can while fist pumping. It's kind of like reversed throwing up.
Friend-I'm feeling bloated yo!
You- You shouldn't have been Thunder Chugging those beverages dog!