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Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!
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When one goes on a car ride with a pack of Swisher Sweet Cigars. It also involves having the music of your choice playing entirely too loud.
"Dude, you wanna go on a swish ride and listen to the new Angels album?"
"I need to clear my head and go on a swish ride."
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1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.
Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.
I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.
Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
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When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.
Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)
Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.
Philip: Tough dose bro.
Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!
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A woman with a wide set vagina.
You wouldn't want to get it one with her, she's a wide ride.
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The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
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The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking
Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol
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