Asian Propensity to Cluster

The Asian Propensity to Cluster (APC) refers to the tendency for people of Asian descent to gather in large groups. This is particularly true for Asians experiencing a move to a new social setting, such as college or high school.

Yeah, the Asian Propensity to Cluster is always in full effect at freshman orientation.

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Hit the Asian Wall

Hit the Asian Wall- The age at which an Asian woman turns from pretty to pretty ugly!

Did you ever notice how many Asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? They have Hit the Asian Wall. This goes for Russian women as well, they are hot and then they very suddenly become crooked babooska wearing trollkins.

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Asian Fish Man

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

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Asian Poop Sex

a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you

dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!

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south asian mother

A boot bitch who cares only about school marks and hits children with her broomstick when she's not impressed

Person 1: why was your mom so angry at you
Person 2: she's a south Asian mother and she looked at my report card and you know what happens next.

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Asian cock and balls

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.

Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)

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asian 6-pack

1. Set of courses in high school containing 3 maths and 3 sciences

"Dude, Quong-Wing is takign the asian 6-pack"

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