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austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021


austin mcknight

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to earth human being and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this dude.

"Yeah he was really austin McKnight to me."

"Woah, look at the boy austin McKnight ."

by Austin’s girl November 23, 2017


Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 23, 2023


Austin Quincel

"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.

"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."

by Ralphhendry March 9, 2023


austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.

1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!

by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024


Austin cody

Definitely somebody that you haven't delt with before but doesn't mean it's a bad thing. He's actually another kinda of experience that you haven't tried before. A feeling that you haven't felt before . Maybe just the original Austin cody. some people may call him Sapp, I call him sweet. A little bit overprotective but much of a turn-on somehow you always know when he's lying but he makes it so good where you just got to believed him. I mean just look into his eyes and you fall in love with the person with the laughter , charmingness and cleverness he's just somebody that you won't forget .

Stop lying with me Austin cody

by Jasmine London August 20, 2018


AIEC AUSTINS

the worst and best rapper on the planet

"Hey man did you hear the new AIEC AUSTINS album Helios?"

by hotpocke May 19, 2023