Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.

He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.

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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

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Dalokohs Bar

The Dalokohs Bar is a chocolate bar for the Heavy in the fps game, Team Fortress 2. If you are a Heavy and eat the Dalokohs Bar, (Depending on if you have full health), it adds +50 max health for 30 seconds. Instead of healing you to 300 health, it only heals 100 health. Now another thing is if you combine the +50 max health + the Fists of Steel, you can survive some (not all), but some taunt kills. (Also when dropped it acts as a small health kit)

Dalokohs bar is the weaker version of the superior Sandvich

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Search Bar

What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.

So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...

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Man Bar

Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.

I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.

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Zig Bar

(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.

(2: Xanax Bar.

"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"

"Zigz bars!"

"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"

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dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

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