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The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash
Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!
When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
When a guy swirl poops in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the Egyptian proficies while he performs oral anus eating
He made me moan like a Egyptian genie while giving me the Egyptian toilet swirl
When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.
Public toilet wank (ptw)
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
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When getting a rusty trombone you shit in the perons mouth
Yesterday, I hit my whore girlfriend with a Idaho Toilet Bowl
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A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.
"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
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When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
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