I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

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sour cream and onion chips

WORST FLAVOR OF ALL TIME!!

literally so disgusting like so nasty

sour cream and onion is so vomitty.

sour cream and onion sucks

whoever made sour cream and onion chips can suck a dick

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let the chips fall where they may

A figure of speech which means, "What happens happens."
"Let the imminent events unfold."

There, I told you all I know, so let the chips fall where they may.

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like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

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chip n dip

a "would you rather" game

chip n dip? "chip"... or "dip"?
skirt or dress? ("dress has easier axcess!")
lights on or off?
whip cream or ice cream?
etc.

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Chocolate Chip Cherry Pie

This act involves a minimum of one woman and a partner. The woman must be in a period of menstruation. She first will lay back spreading her legs. The parts then squats over her and deficates into her vagina. He then performs oral sex on the woman, eating every last bit or feces from her vagina.

Yo Justin, I at some ovules last night while I was munching on a Chocolate Chip Cherry Pie!

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mint chocolate chip snow storm

The mint chocolate chip snow storm is when you put toothpaste in your partners ass and you take it out with the bristles of the toothbrush and brush your teeth and when your done spit it back into her ass and then use mouthwash and spit it into her ass then you can continue having sexual intercourse.

She felt a chilling cool rush as I performed the mint chocolate chip snow storm.

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