Shot and a half

To describe an above average, or impressive shot or throw.
Note: The 'a' is often omitted in some accents or dialects leaving the phrase 'Shot and Half'

*Christiano Ronaldo scores a great free-kick*

John: "Did you see that?"
Peter: "Yeah mate, that was a shot and a half'

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half mental

Almost crazy. Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane.

One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation.

Dude, I can't stand living with Jake anymore. He sits in the living room doing hot rails and playing World of Warcraft all day. I mean... the guy is driving me half mental!

That new kid is half mental. He smells like burnt onions, he can't dress himself and he always has mustard stains on his shirt.

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Half Asser

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.

That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!

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half step

Just aggreeing. The word appears in an A Tribe Called Quest song on the album "The Low End Theory."

"I never half stepped because I'm not a half stepper.

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half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

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half-virgin

a homosexual individual who has only had homosexual sex throughout their life.

Kate : you're still a virgin?
Michelle : I'm a half-virgin. I'm gay, so I haven't had the whole "penis" experience. Nor do I ever plan to.
Kate : Ha-ha. Oh.

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Half-brick

A more portable and dimensionally-pleasing-to-the-eye variety of the common building brick. Useful for caving in a wanker's skull, lobbing at shop windows and/or riot control forces, throwing off the side of overpasses into oncoming traffic, or, occasionally, for use in building-related endeavours.

'Ere, wot a tosser! 'Eave a 'alf-brick at 'im will ya?'

Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides

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