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That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.
"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."
The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.
I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today
The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole
A female’s version of morning wood.
I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.
I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH
GOOD MORNING USA