Internet pundit

A person who has an opinion on the internet.

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.

Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth

"I can't play with this corona internet"

Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself

Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet

Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.

1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."

internet gangsta

somebody who knows there way around the internet and they have esex and all

i cant think of one. internet gangsta

Internet Indian

A person from India who you deal with when you need IT or similar help over the phone who claims that they live in the United States. Commonly used word by entitled developed countries in reference to developing/shithole countries.

I needed help setting up my Hulu membership, but when I called an internet Indian answered the phone and didn’t end up being much help.

yung internet

Yung Internet is a Dutch hip-hop group who makes music for young high school stoners.

Yung Internet heeft echt harde een pokoe gedropt