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A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.
Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
A person who makes boasts and bullies people only because he/she knows the anonymity of the internet means they can't actually be found and challenged to a real fist fight. Generally the highest form of cowards, pretty common now though.
Yea, that guy said a lot of hateful shit, but that's only cuz he was Internet strong. Bet he's never called a black guy a nigger to his face once, no matter how many times he typed it tonight.
When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Internet God is an alternate of Chad but stronger,this version of Chad is supported by Chad because he worships his chadness
Someone:I don't hate people for being a furry nor a dream sexual
Someone 2:Good for you.
Someone:Plus I think twitter is not a community full of clowns,they are just the 1st evolution of humans,they will improve eventually
Someone 2:You are an internet God
One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
An internet tool that takes forever t
Internet Explorer is
A app that’s always preinstalled on those damn PCs. They advertise it as a tool for browsing, but Microsoft doesn’t want you to know it’s a tool for downloading the latest version of the BALL-KICKING Mozilla Firefox.
Gary: What browser do you use?
Quince: “Firefox, but did you hear about Internet Explorer? It’s the best browser for downloading other browsers like Firefox!
Gary: NO WAY! I’ll be sure to check it out!