internetted

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.

A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.

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Internet

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.

The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.

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Internet

cesspool of human filth.

Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.

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Internet

a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.

examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...

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Internet

A great place for insecure people

lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!

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Internet

A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.

I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.

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Internet

the one place where everyone is a hardass.

hardass 1: im gunna fuck your mom tonight. hardass 2: fuck you bitch im gunna kick your ass.. over the internet.

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