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Harvard Jew

A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.

Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.

Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.

Joe: Me too!

by Gagamel August 11, 2010

26πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


jew off

a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'

your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

31πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


niggah jew

a nigger, or a blakc male/female, who has a large jew like nose.

Damn! Lisa you know your boyfriend is a niggah jew! His nose could be seen from a mile away!

by taychuknow March 12, 2010

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

by Martyre gall November 25, 2007

28πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Ashkenazi Jews

Ethnic Jews that originate mostly from Eastern Europe. They have the highest IQ of any of any other ethnic group.

Albert Einstein, Allen Greenspan, Milton Friedman, Stanley Kubrick, Ayn Rand, etc. Damn those Ashkenazi Jews are fuckin' smart.

by Gary2389 April 28, 2008

85πŸ‘ 145πŸ‘Ž


Jew Bagel

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

by surfer1014 August 26, 2008

29πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


jew spank

The act of being Jewish or helping/communicating with a person of Jewish decent.

Did you know that Nick is a jew spank?

by iMonsteriRawr October 20, 2010

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž