Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

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Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

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Meat Sweater

Noun: 1. The large swellings of human flesh that hang off a woman's body. 2. Tits 3. Milk bags

Dude, your mom has the best looking meat sweater I've seen lo these many years.

I wish my girlfriend had more of a meat sweater instead of a meat t-shirt.

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meat umbrella

When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.

I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.

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meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

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Beast Meat

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.

Eat the meat of the beast that beats.

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Meat Dart

A man's sexual organ

"I stuck her with my meat dart. Booya!"

"Doug threw his meat dart and missed the bullseye. He hit a fatty."

"Hey baby, do you like bar games? How 'bout you come over here and play with my meat dart."

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