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An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.
Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?
What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up
When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes
After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.
A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.
Good morning coach Jim Moortgat