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1. To jerk yourself off
2. To choke your chicken
3. The act of causing yourself or another to ejaculate/come to fruition
Ben: Hey wuke, wanna flip my class
Wuke: sure man, I’m a faggot and I’m wuke. Get over here with your erect peener.
Ben: oh fuck yeah wuke that hits the spot. (Ben ejaculates in .4 seconds) Thanks for flipping my class
Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.
Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!
When you take a break from your minimum wage job to take a picture of the first ass you see in public.
Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.
"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"
When you are forced into a chat with the innocence classmates and can’t send dirty memes
It is living hell those damn Class group chats.