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When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.
Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.
I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.
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Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
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You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.
John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
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The debut, self titled album of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, released in 2002.
Track Listing:
1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.
Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass
All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.
30 Seconds to Mars (album) changed my life forever!
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The act of having an indirect three-way through means of either kissing or engaging in sexual intercourse with one individual, as well as someone who they engage in the same practice with. If person A engages in intercourse with person B, and person B engages in intercourse with person C, then person A, B, and C had a Second-Hand Reverse three-way.
Golly Gee, Brian just had a Second-Hand Reverse Threeway with his ex and her new boyfriend. That's gross!
When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!
Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!