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A person who will be a part of any social group or clique because they have a need for constant attention from others. While the person will be a part of any social group of clique, they will never commit themselves to just one person or group of people.
She is such a Social Slut out late every night.
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The act of getting fucked up every night to the point of uncontrollable vomiting as an extreme weight loss method.
"Damn, Gina got really skinny ever since she joined Pi Phi...total social bulimia"
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Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
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An oxymoron; similar to Government Intelligence.
Voice 1: Have you seen how social Marcus has been recently?
Voice 2: What are you talking about?
Voice 1: Yeah.
Voice 2: ...
Voice 1: Nice weather outside, right?
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A person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.
Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?
Tom: I did and pretty fast.
Phil: How?
Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.
Phil: What, you are just a social eater?
Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.
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A person who cannot keep his/her mouth shut and/or says highly innappropriate things in public.
Wow, that dude suffers from social incontinence. He is so totally socially incontinent!
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A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.
That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.
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