straight talk

Some sucky ass phone plan for poor people

Billy:that kid got straight talk

Alan:yeah he a poor kid
Billy:lol

Talk to the hand

I don't care. A sentence used by people with limited intelligence and/or social skills. Probably they had cold mothers.

person: 'My Mum just died.'

retard: 'Talk to the hand...'

or

person: 'I want to kill myself'

retard: 'Talk to the hand'

pillow talk

Talking about pillows while usually laying on said pillows.

Person A Pillow Talk: "Mmmm these pillows are so soft"
Person B Pillow Talk: "Yes, I believe I too will lay my head on these pillows"

Baby Talk

A language that infants speak most times.

Baby: Gimmyae CRICUTS I need maiii baorara!!

Me: WHAT?!?

Baby: Yaarz harrrett maii! *head spin thing*

Me: I don't understand baby talk...

Baby: *sobsob*

talk to the hand

An expression originally used by african american women to mean the coversation is over. Now used by all sorts of wannabe urban whites as well.

...for the last time i want my alimony payment now you deadbeat...no way honey, talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'

easy talk

When you're on the phone with someone and aren't really paying attention because you're also on your computer but you pretend you're listening to them.

If you get busted for easy talking, you have to own it or you're even more of a douche.

"I was on the phone with my sister for an hour and didn't hear anything she said cause I was playing minecraft... I was totally easy talking."

talk-toable

Someone who is very easy to talk to. Can be talked to about any subject that the talker wants to talk about. Can often be found dispensing useful advice, empathizing or telling bad jokes to see who laughs.

-I say, that chap Jethro is rather "talk-toable"
-yes, he is quite a laugh is he not
-i say
-would you like a bit of crumpet, Edmund?
-why yes i would, thank you ever so kindly

-hey why was the chicken so happy?
-I dunno, why?
-because everything was eggcellent
-Dude. LAME