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Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear
There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.
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The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)
"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"
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The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.
Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"
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basicly the opposite of the mile high club your just in a submarine instead of an airplane
"hey man guess what i did!" "What?" "became a member of the mile low club!" "no way!"
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When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.
Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).
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A boy who you wouldn't suspect to be a fuck boy as they do not fit the stereotype. However they then surprise you by being a fuck boy, hence the 'low key' as they are unsuspected and on the down low but still turn out to be a waste of your time
"Omg Becky he didnt even look like a fuckboy"
"Ikr he's a low key fuck boy"
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Not expecting disadvantaged people or minorities to meet the same standard of behaviour or achievement set for most people. It is called "soft bigotry" because it is a more subtle and subconscious form of prejudice.
"I will confront another form of bias: the soft bigotry of low expectations.
Several months ago I visited Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas, where African-Americans confronted injustice and white Americans confronted their conscience. In 43 years, we have come so far in opening the doors of our schools. But today we have a challenge of our own. While all can enter our schools, many--too many, are not learning there.
There's a tremendous gap of achievement between rich and poor, white and minority. This, too, leaves a divided society.
And whatever the causes, the effect is discrimination.
My friend Phyllis Hunter (ph), of Houston, Texas, calls reading the new civil right. Equality in our country will remain a distant dream until every child, of every background, learns so that he or she may strive and rise in this world. No child in America should be segregated by low expectations, imprisoned by illiteracy, abandoned to frustration and the darkness of self-doubt."
- George W. Bush, speech before the NAACP (2000).
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