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The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.
He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies
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Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.
-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."
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A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.
"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."
a very amazing person
hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you
To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
I Russian deer fucked on my hunting trip last night!
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A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.
John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"
Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"
John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"
The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen
Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh
Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad