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University of Oregon

A 4 year university in Eugene, Oregon. They usually accept the kids that were too stupid to get into Oregon State University. They are known for blowing way too much money on sports, and most graduates will spend their adult life flipping burgers and wishing they had attended Oregon State instead.

"Why did i go to University of Oregon? I got laughed at when i applied for a job."

by klamathman March 20, 2017

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Drexel University

Clown college and Big5 Rejects of Philadelphia Basketball. It's school that lives off the attention U Penn receives. There is no one famous to ever come from this place and tries to claims it's "commitment to excellence" through how much it's endowment level increase. Drexel tries to claim Temple's connections and Villanova's credibility, but in all seriousness it's more of Junior College that's just buying ads to put it's name on things. About 35,000$ overpriced, meaning it's should cost about 2200$ a year to go. Community College of Philadelphia is more prestigious.

Hey do you want to go to a high ranking, prestigious school? Sure, which one? Drexel University! No thanks bra, I'd rather go to clown college. Less waste

by Depressed Dragon October 11, 2013

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Dalhousie University

Dalhousie is where all the artsie fartsies go. If you enjoy waiting for a bus, just so that you can go to your next class, then this is the University for you.

Dalhousie: Home of the worlds most segregated campus.

Dude 1: Where are you going, man?

Dude 2: I've got to walk down to Spring Garden road so I can catch the bus and head to my next class.

Dude 1: That sucks man, it's like -10 outside.

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I fuckin hate Dalhousie University. I shoulda' wen't to SMU.

by JimJones1988 March 29, 2011

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Regis University

Regis is located off Federal blvd. in Denver, Colorado. If anyone knows about Federal blvd. is that it's the home of damn mexicains!!! They are all over the place. Walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the K-mart parking lot! There's nothing good about Regis... it's a small fucking university with so much damn drama. Go Badgers!!! "WE GO TO REGIS!" is my favorite quote to live by!

Why do you wana transfer? "WE GO TO REGIS!"

by Wisco March 17, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Longwood University

Longwood University - a place of poor heritage, where things were great until they went coed. When the sketch longwood guys showed up, things went to hell. They cling to a hope that they could one day be on a level with HSC, their crosstown rivals, but as their D1 basketball team loses to HSC's D3 team, they realize that there is no way that they will ever be equal to the miracle that is Sydney. In fact, they may even come to realize that they will never be equal to even Southside Community College.

So, Bongwood, keep your sketchy guys and your desperate women, and leave well enough alone, or HSC might come up Rt15 and kick your ass yet again.

LU Guy : I don't WANNA go to HSC... I might get HURT!

HSC Guy: Damn Straight. Keep your strange ass over with your strange friends and watch your hentai. I promise I'll give you a job some day.

LU Girl - Damn that boy is fine... I wish I could get a guy like that.

HSC Guy - In your dreams, gold-digger.

by HSC Gentleman November 4, 2004

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university of scranton

Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.

I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009

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University of Waterloo

Home of one of the greatest and invigorating computer/electrical engineering programs in Canada and quite possibly the world, thanks in large part to Professor James Barby dedication and work.

I work at Microsoft and I am from the University of Waterloo

by bbuhki July 8, 2003

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