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A Matt has a magnum sized dong. His monster cock is practically the Eiffel Tower. The thickness and length is the extreme opposite of a Tommy, who basically has a micropenis. The penis on a Tommy is so small that its practically a vagina. Nothing can compete with the well-hung Matt. He’s penis smashes rocks. גדךחליכשךיכךלחשךלכחגדחלךשלחשך
Girl 1: Damn bro, that Matt is so much bigger than a Tommy
Girl 2: Let’s both take him
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The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it
Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies
a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you
MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY
A type of person who favors khakis colored material.
see www.xanga.com/plain_old_matt
that plain old matt dosent stick out in any way!
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Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.
It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
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The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
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Also known as a teenage pregnancy.
My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.
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