Itz Ya Boi

Used to introduce someone to a human being

(Not me then.....)

Yo demons, Itz Ya Boi

Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

ya trick yah

A word you say to someone who is telling you a story you don't want to hear and you say ya trick ya and they'll leave you alone.

Marge:So my cat like pedded all over the carpet and...

Barb: YA TRICK YAH!

as expected Marge would walk away in silence and Barb would be relieved of Marge's never ending talking.

Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.

"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."

OH-YA-DICK

You would most probally hear this in Corby.
You will walk past somewhere and you'll hear this being shouted.

Shezz; ''OH-YA-DICK.''
Harris; ''Shutup shezz.''
Shezz; ''OKAY :D''

munch ya kebab

eat/lick/nibble sum1z fanny/clit

aw sxc can i munch ya kebab plz

swagged on ya face

grinding on someones face

He just swagged on ya face.