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When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.
When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl
Wow you really are a soft apeth
Shut up you soft apeth
Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth
A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.
Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."
Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers
Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.
a person who doesnt understand the point of having a good time and wants to shit on other people as much as they can
ahhhhhh heralds being a soft coc...
Soft Mode is a state where the person is more fragile and you have to be more careful when speaking to them
Person 1: Why are you more fragile than usual?
Person 2: I’m in soft mode
A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts
Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest
The use the reading in mm to determine the density
5cm or more = very full breasts
4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging
2.5cm = deflated
2cm = empty (devoid of fat)
1.5cm = skin bags (devoid of fat and milk ducts shrivelled up)
1cm = slices (like sandwich meat slices. Devoid of fat, milk ducts shrivelled up and skin has been abnormally stretched making them thinner than standard skin)
0.5cm = sandwich bags. So thin they float on water like lilly pads. Like holding a silk sock.
Less than 0.5cm = Boobs don't get and thinner than this without falling off. Wearing a tshirt would double the depth of your breasts. Thin as a spaniels ears
Test your breast density with this pinch test
How soft are your boobs? Use this pinch test to find out
When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.