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Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021


Boot camp

A good place for people experiencing adultification and many other disorders.

So he/she was experiencing more adultification and felt that he/she needed someplace more comfortable and secure, boot camp sounds like the kind of place for him/her, a regimented, secure, comfortable place to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021


Boot Camp

An act where the male counterpart forces his boot up a female's rectum

Dude me and my girlfriend tried boot camping last night.

by Some ghost May 3, 2018


Boot camp

This is were you send your kids for 7 hours to go and “learn”. It sucks to be on the receiving end.
Other words: hell, prison, school, pain, child abuse

“I got to go to school in 3 hours and I’m stuck studying”
“Did you mean boot camp?”

by Hey, I had a grilled cheese March 2, 2019


Room-camping

The excuse made up for multiple absences from important activities (eg. school, team sports) due to being lazy and lying in bed.

Ian: Man! Why weren't you in English class this morning?

You: Room-camping.

by bazinga889 July 8, 2011


Base camp

Satellite office of the main production office on a movie set. Base camps are mobile and move every day with the primary location for the day.

We were out on 2nd unit at the 'b' location for the afternoon. We'll be in constant contact with the. Base camp while we work.

by 4realazitgits April 15, 2021


went to camp

An excuse used when you have died and returned in zombie form.

"Hey, I'm not dead, I just went to camp!"
-eats people-

by different5678 October 23, 2008