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another way of say masturbation (pleasuring yourself)
i love making index cards in front of my gf
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Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for 20 days, can be use only 1 TIME for 1 month
"Yo Wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?
"No i just used my Nut November Card"
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When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.
She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.
Meaning you don't get your pussy licked only the dick
Babe I revoked your pussy card but you can get this Dick
When you're eating your girls pussy and she tries to crush your head so you shove your fist up her ass impaleing her as you say thats fake news.
I nearly died last night she pulled the North Korean Trump Card
Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...