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When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;
COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain
When the brain function of patients with severe Covid-19 could be impaired, as the virus could invade the frontal lobe through nerves in the nose.
Those suffering from Covid-🧠 are likely to have movement disorders like tremor or seizures, which can cause problems with planning and social behavior.
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When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab
Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.
A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.
Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.