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A complex sex move that enlists the use of a power drill covered in seminal fluid the man forcibly thrusts the drill bit into the receiving female’s vagina while doing this the orgasmic release of blood, shit, cum, and piss is so great that the female will scream “it’s fun to play, not to eat” then violently jumps out the second story window to their death .
Person 1:Yo bro have you seen Courtney today
Person 2:I heard she was trying the new Dr drill n fill technique last night with Josh last night.
Person 1: Nice
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An American physician and immunologist who has served as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984. Since January 2020, he has been one of the lead members of the Trump administration's White House Coronavirus Task Force addressing the COVID-19 pandemic in the United States. Fauci is one of the world's leading experts on infectious diseases, and during the early stages of the pandemic The New Yorker and The New York Times described Fauci as one of the most trusted medical figures in the United States.
We need Dr. Anthony "Tony" Stephen Fauci's help to end COVID-19
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A humorous web-based mini-movie musical starring Neil Patrick Harris and others.
Neil Patrick Harris plays the role typically seen as the bad guy (an evil genius) and fights Nathan Fillion, as Captain Hammer (the usual good guy), over a mutual love interest (Felicia Day, as Penny).
I just watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog for the first time!
I'm buying the soundtrack.
:D
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Too long didn't read, still too long still didn't read - A summarized version or list with facts about a shortened version of a book, document or just a really long post.
A: I made up I read the book in e-book form in English and she believed that.
B: You did read the e-book, only the tl;dr version.
A: You mean the wiki page about the actual mission the book describes.
B: Ok, the tl;dr;stl;sdr version
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A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
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It's when someone asks you a question and you don't know what the answer is , or you don't want to say the answer So instead of not answering you say, "No More Chicken For You Dr. Phil"
"So have you ever smoked weed?"
"No More Chicken for you Dr. Phil"
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A nasty ass concoction that has way too much smack mixed in it. Why the hell is the name so long?
cherry vanilla dr.pepper sure as hell don't make the world taste better
Who the fuck drinks something thats nine syllables?
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