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A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.
Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"
Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"
i am a website that you shouldnt trust when you are searching for the meaning of a word. I once said the to be 'Natsukied' is to be beaten by your dad and also anyone can upload something! Have a nice day! :)
Teacher: Alright Children who know what 'Do you know da dae means?
Timmy: It means to spit on da Queen!
Teacher: Where did you get that from Timmy?
Timmy:Urban Dictionary!
Teacher: Why did i choose this job...
The best and motherfucking funniest dictionary. Dont show ur mom this dictionary.
Mom : "what is that/ is that just the Webster dictionary. The worst one?"
Me: "no its the best dictionary. but its defiantly not the Urban Dictionary." *WINK WINK*
MOM: "Ok."
Shit.
guy: hey do you use urban dictionary
guy 2: no, i dont like shit
Urban dictionary is where local girls that think they’re some kind of royalty and wannabe twitter famous dudes write stuff such as camelfuck chamak locals thinking they’re special in some kind w want to make swalf but don’t know how, they do all of this to be jwee.
Oh I’m gonna go write something in urban dictionary about locals as if I’m not one of them hahahaha.
What are you retarded? You are ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!
Joe: Can you search pinaples on the Urban Dictionary?
Yuri: Sure. Wait... Did u just mispell pineapples? What the fuck?
Joe: Srry! Didn't know! We're talking right now!
Yuri: Youre irritating
Joe: It's you're. Retard.