sack egg

Can be used to describe the male scrotum the sack , and the shape of the scrotum.

Normally used to lightly insult someone in some way, can usually be replaced with idiot or moron. Mainly used within a group of male friends.

Reace : "Wanna roll a joint out of my english book?"

Me : "Reace stop being such a sack egg."

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Egg rolls

To be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and "lifts" with young girls.

look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick

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egg oil

Slimy stuff, mostly egg white, that comes out of an egg after breaking.

I have to handle egg oil while baking!

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Bacon and Egg

A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.

Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!

This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!

Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.

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Egg Carton

The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)

As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.

Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.

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egg dumper

Passing of a solid egg through ones anus. Makes a notable "kerrplunk" sound as it penetrates liquid beneath. Will most likely splash undercarriage. Takes place in bathrooms, over tarps, in pants, at Thai ping pong shows and has been seen in isolated farming communities. There have been several reported cases of this occurring spontaneously, most of which have been debunked after initially sparking debate in the science world.

"Gladys egg dumper-ed in front of everybody last night. It was hot."

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yoni egg

Yoni eggs are the eggs of yoni. he produces little racist babies that peak in highschool and end up 30, bald, fat and reddittors. They are usually Hanime fans with no life who post furry porn and own a fursuit. Literally the bottom of the human race. Considering these are the kids of Yoni who is a puss magnet, it is extremely confusing. (not to be confused with the other yoni eggs)

i hate Timmy, that guy must have been a yoni egg

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