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Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️
gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex
Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins
When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
Fire Fudge is the feces of a firefighter.
Last night I ate some fire fudge at the firehouse.
Poo of the sticky brown variety
"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"
"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"
"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."
"i just did"
"don't swear in front of my kid ok"
NANTUCKET FUDGE:
When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.
THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:
“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”
“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”