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Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas June 23, 2015


glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 22, 2023


boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016


Aberdeen Glass

A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.

He was mouthing off, so they gave him the Aberdeen Glass. Didn’t talk again.

by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025


Glassed

Hammered it

I absolutely glassed that race

by XBOX=UrbenFlame January 16, 2021


Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye

When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while

by Joe Bidome December 13, 2021


Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019